Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 24, 2019

Still, better than the poor lady who got a Jerry-curl.

You gotta admit, it’s a heckuva likeness.

Now she can sing ,

“I’m a Bobby girl, in a Bobby world…”

She needs to be more specific!

She’s obviously not happy about this but what do you expect when you go to a place called Curl Up and Dye!

The color makes me think this might be re-used in 6 months with some sort of “Jack” joke.

The official hairdo of the Church of the SubGenius.

So… when Becky let’s her hair down, Bob falls apart?!?

Or how about the Muhammed Ali haircut – bob and weave.

So, was Howdy Doody’s haircut (look him up youngsters) a, “Buffalo Bob”?

Becky really wanted a Battery Operated Boyfriend.

I almost hate to admit it, but this one got a chuckle out of me.

A woman went looking for her husband Robert Peters, when she came by the barber shop she stuck her head in the door and asked Bob Peters here? The barber answered No just shaves and haircuts!

That’ll keep the guys away – except for the weirdos !