“OK, then – I’d like to substitute you for another waiter.”
“Can we substitute this table for a seat at the bar”?
I like how she thinks!
PLEASE!
Screw this place! Let’s pick up a Black Box and frozen pizza on the way home.
There’s a limit on swapping, ya know
Well, there goes your tip, bub.
Well if I cut down on your tip, do you think I can afford it?
Don’t whine about it.
Looks like there’s going to be some whining and dining…
Hilarious! You don’t want your waiter to become agi-tatered.
Hey! You wanna stay in business? Then remember, “The Customer’s Always RIGHT!”
Just order red wine and cheese, then you do not have to replace bad food with something more sensible.
Do you have bottomless wine glasses?
Is she crazy?! Why would anyone want to substitute broccoli for asparagus?!
July 17, 2015
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
“OK, then – I’d like to substitute you for another waiter.”
PICTO over 5 years ago
“Can we substitute this table for a seat at the bar”?
c.davies over 5 years ago
I like how she thinks!
cdward over 5 years ago
PLEASE!
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Screw this place! Let’s pick up a Black Box and frozen pizza on the way home.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
There’s a limit on swapping, ya know
Gent over 5 years ago
Well, there goes your tip, bub.
flemmingo over 5 years ago
Well if I cut down on your tip, do you think I can afford it?
DanFlak over 5 years ago
Don’t whine about it.
Stocky One over 5 years ago
Looks like there’s going to be some whining and dining…
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Hilarious! You don’t want your waiter to become agi-tatered.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 5 years ago
Hey! You wanna stay in business? Then remember, “The Customer’s Always RIGHT!”
Spock over 5 years ago
Just order red wine and cheese, then you do not have to replace bad food with something more sensible.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Do you have bottomless wine glasses?
Daeder over 5 years ago
Is she crazy?! Why would anyone want to substitute broccoli for asparagus?!