Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 14, 2019

Mordock? Can you spare one?

I suggest Doc Toon’s nuclear coffee!

With or without cream and/or sugar? What strength do you prefer?

Or wait until I’ve had at least one cup.

Is this a rerun or just a broken record (45 rpm)?

Actually, personally, if you don’t mind, I prefer hot chocolate. . .

Sure. Just have a seat and I’ll be right back…

Sorry, it’s not brewed yet.

I can relate to having that first cup – just brewed it! :-) I had to handle grocery shopping this a.m. – yours truly was down to bare cupboards. OY!

It’s like dealing with a Hungry Tiger: First thing you do is throw her some Raw Meat.

Without my morning coffee I don’t have the strength or desire to be aggressive.

Geez Aunty – I have friends just like this!