The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 09, 2019

Love this caption! Good one Hilburn.

And that’s nothing to sneeze at!

SUN-GOD BLESS !

…proving that allergies to cats are nothing new.

My hieroglyphics are rusty, I don’t see the one for Charmin.

I think he misinterpreted it. It look to me like it says “Ah Ah, Got Your Nose!”

You do realize it was the French troops under Napoleon who shot the nose off the Sphinx, right? Poor think was fully schnozzed until the early 19th Century.

It says “You need a new plastic surgeon”!

that’s a common misrepresentation, but current theories say that if that was due to a sneeze, it would be his eyes that would be out of his/her sockets, since it would not have been able to close the eyes before the sneeze

Don’t think he nose what he’s talking about…

Sorry, it says “Let my people go!”

oops

Ancient Egyptians also spoke German? :-)

There was product placement back then. Notice all the corporate logos.

All this bloody dust.

It is my understanding that their noses were chiseled off so they could not breathe and then not come back to life.

They actually put the nose on traveling display. But Pharaoh put a stop to it. He didn’t like anybody nosing around.

Like the Ghostbusters hieroglyph.