The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 10, 2019

Now that’s a bucket list I could go for.

And it hastens your end as a bonus !!!

They both look like they’re fattening so much.

I would prefer Popeyes, but that doesn’t qualify as a bucket list.

If they eat enough buckets, they will eventually kick one.

Mighty low standards for bucket lists.

My bucket list is to win the lottery and vacation on Tahiti.

Just an aside….I go and visit my relatives in Sapulpa Oklahoma every so often. They have a KFC there. You can order the BUFFET…and eat chicken for one low price…FOREVER!…roll me out the door…

Eat enough of that bucket list and you’ll kick the bucket.

They hope to not kick the bucket before they’re finished.

Is this an ad?

Follow up with a visit to the hair club.

11 herbs and vices…

To be appropriated by Pluggers next week.

Looks like the Colonel’s “army” would march kind of slow!

That looks like my list…but mine continues with the name of every donut sold at Dunkin’ Donuts.

Must be the Mr. Creosote bucket list. Lucky for them KFC doesn’t have any wafer thin mints.

I recently said that I hope R2D2 doesn’t kick the bucket in Episode IX. What a straight line for the reply: “He IS the bucket.”

I haven’t touched the stuff since I worked there as the janitor in the 80’s. I used to like it (got it a couple of times a year, at most.)

Bucket list? Looks more like an “executive time” list.