Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 03, 2019

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    somebodyshort  over 5 years ago

    If he works out 8 hrs a day when does he have time for her? Or maybe that’s why he works out !!

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Besides taxes, what about laundry? Is it optional too? I can’t seem to escape either one.

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    Mediatech  over 5 years ago

    Of all the things you do, leave death for last.

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    R.R.Bedford  over 5 years ago

    RIP Peter Mayhew

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    LadyPeterW  over 5 years ago

    Awww! The gentle giant is gone!!! Flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!!!

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    e.groves  over 5 years ago

    He’s going to live forever or die trying.

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    russef  over 5 years ago

    You usually don’t get paid to work out 8 hours a day so—no taxes.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 5 years ago

    Option no, fact yes.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Death IS optional. All it takes is commitment.

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    RichardEricCrespin  over 5 years ago

    Laundry takes 2 hours, putting it away, 5 working days

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    streetbeater  over 5 years ago

    Taxes are optional. Just depends on whether you get caught.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If he’s got a full-time job and sleeps eight hours, I’d say he thinks life is optional…

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    prrdh  over 5 years ago

    When St. Peter calls him, he can’t go because he owes his life to the IRS.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Eventually he’ll be lying in a hospital bed dying of nothing.

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