Wait a second you mean you are allowed to correct people when they get your name wrong. I will have to try that. I have been answering to different names my entire life… Doug, Don, Mark, Rod, Ron, Dude, Big Guy, Sue, and occasionally Rob which is what my birth certificate says my name is.
Back when I was in the high school band, one time our director got mad at me, he looked straight at me and said, “Richard!” I replied with, “My name’s not Richard,” to which his comeback was, “You’re right. Like everybody else in this room, I know that your name is Fred.”
“I’m not Rappaport.” “And you’ve changed your name?” (exchange between Walter Matthau and Ossie Davis, “I’m Not Rappaport”, don’t remember the year or the studio, and I think it was based on a play).
juncarlo over 5 years ago
As long as he’s not Ensign Kenny, we’ll know he’s fine.
Bilan over 5 years ago
Okay, we’re all in suspense here …
What do you call Ed?
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
In previous weeks I’d say ‘What a colorful story Brewster!’, but not this week!
Gent over 5 years ago
We all know who’s the real nut, Brewster.
theincrediblebulk over 5 years ago
Wait a second you mean you are allowed to correct people when they get your name wrong. I will have to try that. I have been answering to different names my entire life… Doug, Don, Mark, Rod, Ron, Dude, Big Guy, Sue, and occasionally Rob which is what my birth certificate says my name is.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Funny! But…did you fire your colorist?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 5 years ago
Strange that Clem still denies it.
Dgwphotos over 5 years ago
“My name’s NOT RICK!” ;-)
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
Back when I was in the high school band, one time our director got mad at me, he looked straight at me and said, “Richard!” I replied with, “My name’s not Richard,” to which his comeback was, “You’re right. Like everybody else in this room, I know that your name is Fred.”
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oh, come on… He’s not Ed, but his name is….
winston5610 over 5 years ago
“I’m not Rappaport.” “And you’ve changed your name?” (exchange between Walter Matthau and Ossie Davis, “I’m Not Rappaport”, don’t remember the year or the studio, and I think it was based on a play).