Pickles by Brian Crane for May 07, 2019

Hey.. that’s two sammiches for me!

Seriously, Earl? Now Opal has to go to the store and buy her own loaf of bread, head of lettuce, brick of cheese, and anything else with which to make a sandwich!

Ewww Earl!

That which does not kill you makes you stronger.

A good way to test your sphincter is to wait until you need to use the toilet before fixing the toilet.

Do guys ever wash their hands??

In the last panel we find Earl’s tribute to six-time presidential candidate Patrick Layton Paulsen (July 6, 1927-January 24, 1997).

I had a doctor who liked to shake hands after the visit. One time I told him I had a cold; he said it was okay to shake his hand because he never gets a cold. I switched doctors shortly after that.

Here’s a thought: is this sort of thing happening in fast food places everywhere?

But she doesn’t worry about the cat walking on the kitchen counter.

Opal the question is : When did you last “WASH” your hands !

At least he was kind enough to make you a sandwich…

Well PLAYED……. now ya get TWO sandwiches.

Your immune system needs practice. How is it supposed to get any practice if you’re always washing your hands after using (or fixing) the toilet? – based on a George Carlin routine

Just say yes, Earl.

Once I had a guy remark, " Where I come from our mothers taught us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom." Too which I replied " Where I grew up our mothers taught us not to pee on our hands!"

I worked in food service for several years. I wash my hands ALL the time. Did somebody say “OCD?”

Two rules for plumbers: Poop runs downhill and don’t bite your nails.

mine does!!

When repairing a toilet, you are usually working with the tank, that water is clean, as opposed to the water that has been contaminated down at the business end.

Correction… Earl made TWO sandwiches for himself!!

So many times I’ve been in a public restroom and seen men leave after doing a 2 without even running water over their hands, much less using soap. What were these guys taught at home as children? My gosh…..I use a paper towel to open the door to leave the restroom after seeing that. I always want to say something to them, but who knows? The guy might have a gun or knife on him and be very irritated that I said anything. Not worth the risk.

So wrong, so wrong.

Eeeeewwwwww

When did you last wash your hands? Recently. Said the dwarf. :-)

Opal can be SO demanding !!!! lol

I love her but sometimes Opal is nitpicky.

Yes, after I made the sandwiches.

Ever look up the numbers for deaths related to dirty hands?

I wash my hands often.

He’s just yanking her chain… Every guy knows the three rules of plumbing:

1: Sh*t runs down hill

2: Payday’s Friday

3: Wash your hands before you eat