Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for January 12, 2011

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Punishment enough.

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    silvrGrl123  almost 14 years ago

    JohnnyDiego, maybe it’s too cold for him.

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    WaitingMan  almost 14 years ago

    When I put mustard and mayonnaise on my hamburgers, people look at me like I’m insane. I am, but for other reasons.

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    Ramen noodles … raw. Ah, golden college days.

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    Prof_Bleen  almost 14 years ago

    In Japan, you can buy a mayonnaise, creamed corn and tuna fish pizza. From Pizza Hut.

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    Possum Pete  almost 14 years ago

    ^ I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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    junco49  almost 14 years ago

    Summer sausage, peanut butter, grape jelly, honey, nutella, American cheese, mayonnaise, and something else I forgot sandwich. My work lunch 35 years ago.

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    robertdcurtis  almost 14 years ago

    I just love fried spam on peanut and jelly sandwiches!MMMMM

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    songbird44 Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    LOVE everything about panel 3 :) Thanks for the belly laugh!

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    My grandmother (from Elizabeth City, NC) would melt cheese in her coffee then spoon it onto her toast.

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    starlilies  almost 14 years ago

    I wonder where on the island this person puts cheddar cheese into the coffee. I CAN tell you that we love to drink our coffee and eat white cheese (queso blanco) on a regular basis. And we love to dip long bread in the coffee. But cheese in the coffee… definitely not in my family!

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    Pipe Tobacco  almost 14 years ago

    WaitingMan… I truly cannot imagine why anyone would think you insane for mustard and mayo on hamburgers… I do that all the time… there is no better condiment mix, IMHO.

    The one thing I do eat that I know raises the hackles of a lot of different folks is to eat peanut butter, honey and green olive sandwiches.

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    Mustard on fries is better.

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    hortma  almost 14 years ago

    Ptooie- you all are SICK! Around here there is an abomination many love-BLT pizza, and it’s mayonaised to a fare-thee-well. Is it just a Michigan thing? Warm, slightly wilted iceberg lettuce and mayo on a pizza crust, warm dripping mayo mixing with tomato sauce .Even having bacon doesn’t justify it. Just smelling it sends me running somewhere private(to hurl).

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    ferseiti  almost 14 years ago

    LOL, I’m from Brazil and don’t know anyone who puts mayonnaise on pizza. On the other hand, it’s quite common in Japan… squid pizza with mayonnaise.

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