B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 30, 2019

Frankly, I’d be more worried about that other “pile” if I were him…….,

Wiley is not worried. The hungry rats always carry off the health inspectors.

The rats have to eat too. It’s how we fatten them up for you to eat.

The alcohol takes care of any germs that the guests might happen to encounter…!

Well, at least ‘fat broad’ didn’t ban him from selling hot dogs …

I ate there once. I think I swallowed a mouse tail. At least that is what the spaghetti reminded me of.

Salmonella? Were they the waiter/waitress that used to work there?

My wife and I frequent an eating establishment called Bubba’s when we take our road trip to the beach. It has great sandwiches and other food. It’s an older building and it has wooden booths with people’s initials and romantic couplings carved in. You almost expect sawdust on the floor and if there were a band, it might have to be behind some chicken wire. It has that kind of “atmosphere.”

It seems everyone in town eats there. It’s health rating is higher than many of the so-called cleaner places we’ve eaten in.

I just hate it when my salmon has salmonella

Sal who?

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“I didn’t see any cockroaches!”

“They’re on their lunch break. They won’t eat HERE!”

What’s da matta, it’s a dive bar with character.

Gotta watch out for that salamander poisoning!

Try the new listeria flavor?

“Nobody comes here any more, it’s too crowded…”

Why don’t the rats ever eat the roaches????

“Here, put on this hairnet. It’ll keep food outta your hair.”

Eat at Wiley’s and strengthen your immune system!