B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 03, 2019

The “difference?”

Gee, I dunno. “Feathers?”

Which one do you call — Yellow Cab, Uber, Lyft, Turtle???

Don’t egg him on.

And looks like you’re still afraid of flying.

That’s obnoxious.

John, give him the bird!

Well, since you’ve ‘come out of your shell’, that explains why we’ve never seen another bird like you in this cartoon.

Yeah, well how is that shell extraction going for you, ya hitchhiker.

Hey! we’re talking two different kinds of shells here……5 cents please!

You’re a bird. You live for a couple of years. I’m a tortoise I live for a couple hundred years. That joke was stale when your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather told it.

Oughta hit him with a ‘lame joke’ fee.

The doctor told him he should do something about that parasite on his shell.

Never look a gift turtle in the mouth.

Yeah, make him shell out…

Shell / closet.. who knew.. Guess that is why that species went extinct

They can’t come out of their shells. He isn’t a shellfish. We don’t know how long this Aptyrex lives.

great timing