Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 03, 2019

The aye’s have it.

I could have sworn the ball would have had to hit Rodney in the nose. It’s a easy target.

Keep your eye on the ball, but not quite that closely.

Reminds me of the days I spent surveying the golf course at an airbase in Florida. You might hear “fore” a minute after the ball landed at your feet.

Come closer, I’ll tell you exactly what I think!

When Tiger Woods hit a fan…https://youtu.be/6zuvRGanza0

Just say yes and go to the bar. They owe you a drink.

The ball is in play. Rod isn’t, but then he rarely is.

4?

I don’t think your “fine spectator” really cares at this point.

Evidently the Wiz went to the Gerald Ford golf academy.

Rodney says" I’m gonna sue you for 6 million dollars ." and the Wiz replies “I said FORE!” to which Rodney says “OK I’ll settle outa court.” ;o]

Nice shot! I’m seeing birdies….

At least Rodney can’t sue the pants off the Wiz. No pants to sue.

Poor Rodney. He shouldn’t be anywhere near the line of flight when Wiz has a club in his hand.

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