Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 07, 2011

Now you’re splitting hairs.

Sounds like a perfect weight to me.

That half size between 2XL and 3XL is tough to find “off the rack”. Maybe have the wart on your nose removed?

If it wasn’t for me, Husky toddler clothes might never have been developed. Why doesn’t Lane Briant have a men’s department? When I sneak into the “Big and Tall” shop, everyone knows the three letter F word it really means. Thank God for Internet which doesn’t stare when you say, 54 waist, 28 inseam.

Just think of it this way, under tall for my weight.

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I don’t want to know what has been splitting!!

Someone needs to tell Broomie about this neat new invention: Elastic!

@Clark Kent – I can relate!

That guy was saying, “I worked and I slaved my whole life, and dammit, I can FINALLY AFFORD ONE!”

“Look at me now ladies, you snubbed me when I didn’t have any money, but look at me now! Look at what you passed up for the Football Star! Where is the Football Star now, huh? Huh?”

A moment later, Gaylord was screaming, “MY EYES! MY EYES!”

Don’t let her fall down or she might rock herself to sleep trying to get up!

and there aren’t enough of you there to pick her up.

She’s so fat, she doesn’t just get a run in her stocking, she gets a run in her whole outfit.

I’m almost down to what I didn’t want to get up to.