In Security by Bea R. for April 26, 2019

Hubbs is cooler than he realizes.

Ignorance is bliss.

Okay, either the Hubbs is oblivious to the obvious (not unlikely given his gridiron goals – though I wonder how he maintains an accounting job after so many knocks) or he’s remarkably sensitive, intentionally or not.

Place your bets, folks. Five will get you two he’s dumb, four will get you three he cares.

Winners get slotted to the pre-order list for my upcoming graphic novels.

Is he gay?

smh

I didn’t think the voice would be a problem, Bea said Ellie sounds like Kurapika from Hunter X Hunter, it fits.

Ellie’s so cuddly because she treats men like kittens, that’s why she cuddles you, feeds you, lets you sleep on her couch, and will presumably groom you if given the chance. XD

Sam you gotta draw this guy a map, because your “quiz show” approach isn’t doing it. Unless you let Ellie be his “lifeline".

You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink.

Even though I know it’s because Hubbs is scared of women, it’s pretty heartwarming to see him so accepting of a guy with “girly” traits.

This is so accepting I love it

Uh, Hubbs? You’re PC-ing yourself right out of your dream girl…

Sam’s starting to sweat – and so am I. Is this a resolution, or merely a diversion?

And I wondered why Hubbs has such huge ears, what you say goes in one and comes out the other.

Why don’t you ask him “have you noticed that we have never seen Al and Ellie in the same room at the same time despite all we are friends”?.

He should just ask him why he has never seen Al and Ellie in the same room together – and why Al lives in Ellies house.

Dense as lead, he is…

When my friends ask why my cat eats cheerios:

Panel 5.

Sooner or later their relationship will reach a point where Al must wear a dress.

Does anyone else wonder if Sam’s plan is ever going to work?

Proving once again that denial is not a river in Egypt

Hubbs = clueless

We saw Ellie on Al’s bike meeting Hubbs the first time chasing her cat. Why doesn’t he remember that?

Denial is a deep river.

Its almost like he knows, and doesn’t want to…

did his brain turn on dumb mode?