Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 10, 2019

Weather prediction: “Chance of kale storm.”

That’s got to be against the Geneva Convention.

Toss that salad.

Look up ‘tossed salads and scrambled eggs’ in the Urban Dictionary. You’ll never look at Kelsey Grammer the same way again.

having eaten kale, this makes perfect sense!

A weapon of moss destruction…?

Kale…yummy….N. O. T. !!!

I’m in my seventies and I’ve never eaten kale. Is it like broccoli?

Week-old cooked broccoli would make for more effective ordnance.

I love the fork-a-pult. CLASSIC!

There are some plants, that no matter what you do, cannot be made fit for human consumption. Broccoli and kale are two.

I did not scratch and claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat plants.

more likely is that they would make a great smoothie with the Kale.. then have the energy to defeat them

It may be me but their aim looks a little off.

License to Kale?

The kale might actually make them hold out longer. They’ve been reduced to eating bugs, but this will remind them that it could be worse.

Actually kidding. I’ve never tried to eat kale in large quantities, but I’ve had it as one ingredient in salads and other things, and it’s not that bad.

I’m with New Zealand cattle ranchers about kale, only want it when it’s become a steak. :)

I would turn that kale into a smoothie. Yum!

Hmm…is that a rock salad strategy?

I have never tried kale. But everyone I know just hates it! It must be a good deterrent!

At least show some humanity and send some ranch dressing with it.

The Vegan Wars???

But what if they resort to a second, more severe taunting in response?

Is that a Pitch Fork?

Kale and unusual punishment.

I’m from North Germany, and curly kale is a traditional dish in the winter. We even have a special sausage which is served with the kale. With this weapon, you would’ve fed the residents of the castle.