FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 26, 2019

Oh, what saps Jason and Marcus are here… or Marcus is holding the map upside-down.

I’m beginning to doubt Phoebe and Eileen’s sincerity.

I’m am fairly certain, however, about Marcus and Jason’s gullibility.

Brush up against poison ivy, for instance?

Hmm, suspicious!

It’s the path of true love.

I like how Marcus is reading the note in the dark with his flashlight pointed in the wrong direction.

The plant in panel 3 is poison ivy right? Looks like it.

Poison ivy and oak?

If they brush up against those plants, it’ll be almost as bad as cooties. Or so I’m told, I’ve never had cooties, of course.

Reminds me of one of my favorite pranks from 5th grade!

They are being scammed.

Poison Ivy to Poison Oak, boys are you in for it, the girls pay back.

make sure you give the girls a big thank you hug tomorrow morning

This can’t be good.

I hope y’all brought some calamine!

Jason is about to learn that hostility towards the opposite sex knows no gender.

That warning on the map – “Here there be snipes” – should be a clue . . .

Jason was right! They shouldn’t have accepted!

Jason and Marcus are supposedly geniuses, but they can be pretty stupid.