FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 27, 2019

Or maybe Marcus was holding the map upside-down.

Too late now guys.

The girls planned it beautifully.

It’s love, all right.

Not unless the wind has a sense of humor, Jason!

Tee Hee

Welcome to Genius Camp.

Now that was just downright mean.

Suckers…

Thanks girls. Now come over here and give me a hug.

“Of course you know, this means war.”— Bugs Bunny

They didn’t realise it was a trap when the instructions on the map included brushing up against certain plants along their route? Some geniuses!

Summer of extreme pwnage #1: the poison ivy

You would think that the four of them are breaking curfew right now.

Boys many be boys but the girls are causing a health issue…ha ha

This is just mean and dangerous. Go back and shower with an anti-poison oak soap or some orange-oil based hand soap meant for oily hands. It removes the resin. Also take some Benadryl because there will be itching.

I thought those kids were supposed to be smart.

“And they call the wind EileenandPhoebe…”

As someone who is allergic to poison ivy, I don’t find this funny regardless of what Jason and Marcus have said to the girls. And yes, I know it’s just a comic.

This certainly won’t accelerate their progression away from juvenile misogyny.

Time to grab them and let them deal with the poison ivy. Toss them in.

Payback boys is in order…big time and I am a lady.