Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 20, 2011
Transcript:
Alex: Don't worry, guys, I'm not getting ahead of myself. Obviously, Leo has to be on board. I've been trying to think of the best way to propose. It's got to be a moment he'll never forget - special, magical! I've even considered commissioning a performance art piece from Mom. Mike: Why? Are you on drugs? Alex: Be nice, Dad. She could use the money.
Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Poor delusional girl getting way ahead of herself.
Donald Benson Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Alex’s birth was broadcast on cable TV as one of JJ’s performance art pieces. Mike’s seatmate on a plane felt obliged to mention JJ’s breathing was all wrong.
BrianCrook almost 14 years ago
How could J.J. possibly use the money? She got a MacArthur some years ago.
Why does Doonesbury want to rush these things along? Let Leo & Alex continue following their careers and get out of his mother’s trailer.
Potrzebie almost 14 years ago
Performance art? Just hope she doesn’t take off her clothes during the act.
Chrisnp almost 14 years ago
What a way to introduce her bio-mom
babka Premium Member almost 14 years ago
uh-oh - a “helper” a “fixer” a “saver” an “enabler” of others…like the woman who goes to commit suicide, jumps off a bridge, and SOMEONE ELSE’S LIFE flashes before her eyes. Alex’s own plans go into dreamland, she is so busy trouble-shooting/making it good for others.
Dragoncat almost 14 years ago
Alex has a point…
Bail is anything but cheap.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
A bonus with commissioning JJ would be letting Leo know what he’s in for. So far his interesting relatives only go as far as his Mom. It’s more fun to be the skeleton in the closet than to hide one.
SaunaBeach almost 14 years ago
Did someone say “on drugs”?
jeanne1212 almost 14 years ago
Don’t put Alex down because of JJ. She has done well, actually, better than expected of someone who has a close relative who is frequently climbing onto the 21st rung of a 20 foot ladder.
Of course, there are none like that in YOUR family. Right?
tcambeul almost 14 years ago
Apparently, troodough is back on the smoke!!!
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Except Uncle Stupid will use the money…
greenspot2244 almost 3 years ago
That was a very more than fairly good question from mike, ARE YOU CRAZY ALEX?!, Have you ever seen your mom’s old performance art?!!!