And the extinguishers on hand and the emergency exits cleared.
Bung will soon earn a new title – the irredeemable infernal inferno imbecile!
He’s more dangerous than Henry!
The Guv’nah of the circus sideshow review act Helzzapoppin’ does a fire eating act Go see them live, you won’t regret it!
It’s going to take more than this Jester’s life savings to pay for all the damages!
That is exactly what I say when my SO starts the grill.
No worries - Bing never drops anything he juggles when he’s boozed up to the rim. - Wait a minute, he seems rather sober today, so be very afraid indeed
Well, he is usually lit himself, so I suppose he might pull it off. Still, everyone get a fire extinguisher.
Working on becoming the new “The Human Torch”, are we?
Considering what his blood alcohol level must be, that sounds dangerous…
If he juggles those torches the same way as he hit the golf ball the other day, everybody stand back – WAY back.
Maybe Wallace the Brave can help out today.
Bung should be about drunk enough to be ready … he must be seeing double now if he thinks he’s got a dozen lit torches there. :-)
Wait… They have a fire department?
While holding your breath, Bung, while holding your breath!
Another one for The Darwin List
He already lost 6.
Safety does have a place in the fink’s kingdom.
Mastroianni and Hart
juncarlo over 5 years ago
And the extinguishers on hand and the emergency exits cleared.
Gent over 5 years ago
Bung will soon earn a new title – the irredeemable infernal inferno imbecile!
Gent over 5 years ago
He’s more dangerous than Henry!
Cloudchaser over 5 years ago
The Guv’nah of the circus sideshow review act Helzzapoppin’ does a fire eating act Go see them live, you won’t regret it!
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
It’s going to take more than this Jester’s life savings to pay for all the damages!
Skeptical Meg over 5 years ago
That is exactly what I say when my SO starts the grill.
UlfPeterLangenbach over 5 years ago
No worries - Bing never drops anything he juggles when he’s boozed up to the rim. - Wait a minute, he seems rather sober today, so be very afraid indeed
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Well, he is usually lit himself, so I suppose he might pull it off. Still, everyone get a fire extinguisher.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
Working on becoming the new “The Human Torch”, are we?
Amra Leo over 5 years ago
Considering what his blood alcohol level must be, that sounds dangerous…
sandpiper over 5 years ago
If he juggles those torches the same way as he hit the golf ball the other day, everybody stand back – WAY back.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Maybe Wallace the Brave can help out today.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 5 years ago
Bung should be about drunk enough to be ready … he must be seeing double now if he thinks he’s got a dozen lit torches there. :-)
xXAndezXx over 5 years ago
Wait… They have a fire department?
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
While holding your breath, Bung, while holding your breath!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 5 years ago
Another one for The Darwin List
pcmcdonald over 5 years ago
He already lost 6.
hagarthehorrible over 5 years ago
Safety does have a place in the fink’s kingdom.