Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 15, 2019

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    About the same time he started getting into herbs and spices.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    “That started every time I dreamed that I was crossing the road.”

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    ccomebacktour  over 5 years ago

    “The sky is FALLING !” (Chicken LITTLE)

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    There’s a kernel of truth in this one.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Finger licking is ok, as long as your ‘good’ at it.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well you see doc it all started with a pecking order.

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    GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It started the first time he heard the commercial. He had to find out if it was true – and it was.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    “When I figured out that I’m just so darn TASTY!”

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    robolt  over 5 years ago

    Leggo my ego

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    Also had a delightful dream about being married to Popeye in a church.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is the shrink smoking a cigar??? :)

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Finger lickin’ can be fatal. and tasty.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Chickens got fingers?!

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