Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 22, 2019

Yay! New job for the intern!

As though anyone would follow the station on-line? Wait a moment…

Unthinkable!

Oh dear, Beatrix has not yet learned the dark side of the spray bottle!

There it is. I knew the social media thing would pop up somewhere! Poor Beatrix looks utterly horrified in the last panel!

Though honestly, unless leaving comments on sites like this counts as social media, I don’t use it myself. I’m convinced that places like Facebook absorb brain cells…

I also do not participate in any social media. Beatrix, could you help me to enter the 21st century?

Kids and their phones, I swear….

Beatrix, the boys have their news posted online every day, and they have hundreds of adoring followers!

Love how Elvis looks upon Beatrix with such fondness.

SPOILER ZONE Because I can’t comment today without dropping a spoiler.

What happened to the great Mailman sighting? Has it been forgotten so soon, or are we doomed to wait for weeks before we find out what happened next?

Hey Beatrix! Look what Uncle Bob is doing! I thought everyone would enjoy this sweetness this morning :))

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/robert-wagner-89-adores-bottle-200153561.html

Beatrix is such an amazing intern!

Elvis toe beans!

Robin, are you near the hazardous air in Sidney? Please take care if you are, you are very precious to this family!

Amazing. Bea’s reaction is the exact same as my children when we discuss technology.

P.S. Bea has the cutest little fuzzy paws.

P.P.S. Blues Won Last Night!! – First time in the Stanley Cup Finals in over 50 years.

And closure….

Elvis Cat…Reporter, Step-papa, skeptic, and now believer. But that is what can happen when the cosmos, in its infinite wisdom decides to send you proof. So check the mailbox, scan the street, watch for the signs, the proof might come postage due…in the Twilight Zone.

My mind is a blank this morning; I can’t think of a thing to say.

Oh, well, good morning and happy Hump Day.

I wonder what tune Beatrix is humming.

Happy Hump Day to all!

cutest kitten ever

Yeah,they don’t “do” that. Proof: the newspaper and the voice memo recorder with its little cassette tape.

It’s true. Adult cats, even Lupin, are set in their ways. Change is scary.

Beatrix is really wise for her age.

This just in … CN gets HACKED by malicious malware attack … Cat-Chaos-Continues! … Details at 11! … (If, by Cat’s Sake, the network CAN!!!) :) ……

I hope Beatrix has carefully considered the consequences of being subsumed into the Evil Empire of social media.

Have we discussed how adorable Bea’s tail is?

Oh, the horror! What is a modern girl to do with the fuddy-duddies she works with?

I’m with the Boys no social media except BCN. I don’t even own a cell phone.

The differences between the Kitten Boom generation and the Millenicats.

This is the only social media I really do. I have a LinkedIn account, but rarely use it anymore. Why would anyone other than family and close friends want to know what I’m doing every minute? If they are close, and need or want to know, I’ll tell them in person or by phone, or maybe email.

OT: Diego

As a rule, newscats are rubbish at remembering anything that doesn’t appear on the page before them. Who wants to carry around passwords all day?

Everyone should have a Beatrix. What a joy to have around. Capable and as cute as a button.

Swoon! Beatrix is using lined yellow paper, with the vertical red stripe!

Is Beatrix signing in the third panel? What is she saying?