Close to Home by John McPherson for May 17, 2019

The funny thing is that the kids will remember this dinner for years & years.

Peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches would be OK every once in a while. Personally; when I was alone I have eaten chocolate cake and cold pizza for dinner.

I’ll bet he had it delivered too!

More sexism. I’m a man, and I can cook dinner just fine.

Okay, I will admit I have done it to myself but you have to have a vegetable in there somewhere. Like maybe some peanuts.

Forgot the ketchup.

In his younger days my son would open a can of condensed chicken noodle soup and eat it right out of the can.

For a while, I ate granola right out of the bag, but noticed I was putting on weight so I had to stop.

“Caramel” is misspelled on the bottle. “Carmel” is a city on California’s coast.

The Three Basic Food Groups

Is that kid putting caramel on the cheese sticks? Would that be any good?

I do all of the cooking in our house. Nothing like this disgusting crap! Gourmet meals from scratch. Doesn’t take much longer.

What a thing for Bleeb to witness! Ground control to Major Tom……take your protein pill and put your helmet on.

Way back in 1967; I was sitting in my batchelor’s apartment eating supper when my girl friend came in and found me eating tuna directly out of a can with a slice of bread on a napkin next to me on the couch. I guess she felt sorry for me, rather than disgusted; maybe both. We are still happily married 52 years later!

Cheese sticks come in boxes now?

Is bleeb smoking?

Be careful, boys, Bleeb is NOT a cheese stick!

It’s the sauce that really makes the entree sing.

OINK !

Junk food would be easier to avoid if it actually tasted like Junk.