The Lone Ranger and Tonto are trapped in the desert in a small group of rocks, surrounded by 1000 screaming Indians! Down to his last two bullets, as the Indians close in, the Lone Ranger turns to his faithful Indian companion and says “I don’t know how we’re going to get out of this one, old friend!” Tonto looks back at him and says “What do you mean WE, White Man?”
Less Monday... More Friday over 5 years ago
Light weight.
Masterskrain over 5 years ago
My Favorite Lone Ranger joke:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are trapped in the desert in a small group of rocks, surrounded by 1000 screaming Indians! Down to his last two bullets, as the Indians close in, the Lone Ranger turns to his faithful Indian companion and says “I don’t know how we’re going to get out of this one, old friend!” Tonto looks back at him and says “What do you mean WE, White Man?”
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 5 years ago
Perhaps his great nephew, The Green Caiman, can avenge him.
Pedmar Premium Member over 5 years ago
He was busy listening to The William Tell Overture.
tad1 over 5 years ago
Still a better Tonto than Johnny Depp.