The Lone Ranger and Tonto are trapped in the desert in a small group of rocks, surrounded by 1000 screaming Indians! Down to his last two bullets, as the Indians close in, the Lone Ranger turns to his faithful Indian companion and says “I don’t know how we’re going to get out of this one, old friend!” Tonto looks back at him and says “What do you mean WE, White Man?”
My Favorite Lone Ranger joke:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are trapped in the desert in a small group of rocks, surrounded by 1000 screaming Indians! Down to his last two bullets, as the Indians close in, the Lone Ranger turns to his faithful Indian companion and says “I don’t know how we’re going to get out of this one, old friend!” Tonto looks back at him and says “What do you mean WE, White Man?”