Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 05, 2019

That is also why there are no dragons, Noah did not admit them to the ark for fear that they would start a fire.

And that’s why you’ve never seen a unicorn to this very day !

I think if he wanted, he could get his point across.

Chalk another one up to a bureaucratic snafu.

“You’ll see green alligators and long-necked geese. Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees. Some cats and rats and ely-phants, but sure’s yer born – you won’t see any UUU-NEEEE-CORNS!” (Ear worm of the morning. Thank you, Irish Rovers).

Does Ralph have a partner?

Always trying to horn in…

Actually, Unicorns were late and the Ark had closed up, and it was raining when they arrived.

I have several friends who believe in a literal interpretation of Noah’s ark.

Sometimes, humanity really scares me.

Seen variation on this over the years including accidentally admitting two of the same sex.

He got 86’d a little while ago.