My favorite bumper sticker from years past:
“I Brake for No Apparent Reason.”
Watch where you’re going you dummy!
He’s going for broke!
How’s my crashing ?1-800-xxx x
There,s a couple of ways to interpret that bumper sticker. One is bad news for the guy in front of him, the other is bad news for the guy behind him!
he looks like a dummy….
Who needs brakes.
He’s such a workaholic he doesn’t even take a brake.
“It’s got safety tubes, but I ain’t scared:/The brakes are good, tires fair.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7l7nDuj1o
Mine is “Dyslexics Untie!”
He is about to meet his “wall of responsibility”!
He should ask the engineers to give him a brake.
Reminds me of a couple of my favorite personal-improvement books: “Crash Tests for Dummies” and “Ventriloquism for Dummies”.
Sounds like people in grocery store or Costco, pushing carts 90 or nothing!
Always on the job.
I’ll bet those airbags are pretty comfy.
Must be a member of the Dark side…
….of the Schwartz!
My favorite sticker: Caution! I Drive Just Like You.
I guess he likes listening to Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” while driving. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U
I Brake For Yard Sales And Critters.
The first time I saw the bumper sticker “I Brake for nothing”, I wondered if that meant, he never brakes or he brakes when there is no reason to brake.. The latter makes more sense as otherwise he only stops when he runs out of gas.
I brake for the squeals.
Oh…give me a brake.
Canadian Crash Test Dummies ;)
If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.
I like this better than Gary Larson’s “I don’t brake.”
Well, there’s a lot of nothing out there.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago
My favorite bumper sticker from years past:
“I Brake for No Apparent Reason.”
Gent over 5 years ago
Watch where you’re going you dummy!
Arianne over 5 years ago
He’s going for broke!
ccomebacktour over 5 years ago
How’s my crashing ?1-800-xxx x
thetraveller4 over 5 years ago
There,s a couple of ways to interpret that bumper sticker. One is bad news for the guy in front of him, the other is bad news for the guy behind him!
zerotvus over 5 years ago
he looks like a dummy….
Less Monday... More Friday over 5 years ago
Who needs brakes.
Gent over 5 years ago
He’s such a workaholic he doesn’t even take a brake.
The Brooklyn Accent over 5 years ago
“It’s got safety tubes, but I ain’t scared:/The brakes are good, tires fair.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7l7nDuj1o
Beaker over 5 years ago
Mine is “Dyslexics Untie!”
iggyman over 5 years ago
He is about to meet his “wall of responsibility”!
uniquename over 5 years ago
He should ask the engineers to give him a brake.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago
Reminds me of a couple of my favorite personal-improvement books: “Crash Tests for Dummies” and “Ventriloquism for Dummies”.
flemmingo over 5 years ago
Sounds like people in grocery store or Costco, pushing carts 90 or nothing!
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Always on the job.
Nate England over 5 years ago
I’ll bet those airbags are pretty comfy.
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
Must be a member of the Dark side…
….of the Schwartz!
J Short over 5 years ago
My favorite sticker: Caution! I Drive Just Like You.
banjinshiju over 5 years ago
I guess he likes listening to Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” while driving. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
I Brake For Yard Sales And Critters.
DM2860 over 5 years ago
The first time I saw the bumper sticker “I Brake for nothing”, I wondered if that meant, he never brakes or he brakes when there is no reason to brake.. The latter makes more sense as otherwise he only stops when he runs out of gas.
Al Nala over 5 years ago
I brake for the squeals.
NaturLvr over 5 years ago
Oh…give me a brake.
Herb L 1954 over 5 years ago
Canadian Crash Test Dummies ;)
Lablubber over 5 years ago
If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
I like this better than Gary Larson’s “I don’t brake.”
anomaly over 5 years ago
Well, there’s a lot of nothing out there.