Will love ever find Agnes?
He has her wrapped around his finger.
Ah, Bob…. poor schlub now, probable future tech giant….
unbeloved of our preadolescent Agnes for the very reason that he likes her.
Why would anyone like her, when she is so low, in her own mind, that anyone who would want her is unacceptable….
he is obviously a social misfit, beneath her dignity to love.
It’s complicated…. but so is 5th grade angst.
I have hoped for a long time, that on some distant snowy night, Agnes, the starving performance artist will, with any luck,
finally realise that those peanut butter crackers… and his warm house, and warmer heart… have been waiting years for her grateful appreciation.
Agnes seems to be reaching for the crackers. Does her hunger beat her sarcasm?
I thought all peanut products were banned from school.
That’s what makes it enticing. Forbidden fruit…eh…legume
Once again the school masochist feebly tries to hit up the school sadist.
Wait… Is the Ice Queen beginning to melt?
Yes all peanut products are now banned due to potential allergic reactions from some students. The same is true for the Dollywood theme park. You can no longer get a peanut butter cookie there.
Doesn’t take much conversation to get her in the mood.. My kind of girl
Drama Queen, thy name is Agnes!
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Will love ever find Agnes?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
He has her wrapped around his finger.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ah, Bob…. poor schlub now, probable future tech giant….
unbeloved of our preadolescent Agnes for the very reason that he likes her.
Why would anyone like her, when she is so low, in her own mind, that anyone who would want her is unacceptable….
he is obviously a social misfit, beneath her dignity to love.
It’s complicated…. but so is 5th grade angst.
I have hoped for a long time, that on some distant snowy night, Agnes, the starving performance artist will, with any luck,
finally realise that those peanut butter crackers… and his warm house, and warmer heart… have been waiting years for her grateful appreciation.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Agnes seems to be reaching for the crackers. Does her hunger beat her sarcasm?
HarryLime Premium Member over 5 years ago
I thought all peanut products were banned from school.
smorbie the great and beautiful over 5 years ago
That’s what makes it enticing. Forbidden fruit…eh…legume
Marvin Premium Member over 5 years ago
Once again the school masochist feebly tries to hit up the school sadist.
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
Wait… Is the Ice Queen beginning to melt?
eladee AKA Wally over 5 years ago
Yes all peanut products are now banned due to potential allergic reactions from some students. The same is true for the Dollywood theme park. You can no longer get a peanut butter cookie there.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 5 years ago
Doesn’t take much conversation to get her in the mood.. My kind of girl
Perkycat over 5 years ago
Drama Queen, thy name is Agnes!