Kliban by B. Kliban for June 17, 2019

I hate FDR for doing that.

You’ll burn my pizza when you can pry it from my cold dead fingers!

I like my pizza a little on the well done side but this is ridiculous.

I never met a pizza I didn’t like…yum!

They should have hazmat suits for the anchovy fumes.

The dark days of pizza prohibition.

Bonfire of the Vanities II

Just burn the pizza’s with pineapple.Blasphemy ;(

Oh, the sausage!

They couldn’t find the child pornography ring in the basement, so they burned the pizza as a precaution.

I swear that I ate at that pizza parlor.

I believe, during the time this strip first appeared, the U.S. government was destroying surplus cheese rather than giving it to the poor, as they do now.

Fahrenheit 1451.

The horror

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