Kliban by B. Kliban for June 24, 2019

Alas!

The

Ma-

Don-

Na

Does

Not

Func-

Tion.

Annie Lennox was always a much better singer.

You could try praying to the door frame… it should be just as effective in the long run, since they are BOTH carved chinks of wood, and nothing more!

Hasn’t worked since Fatima.

You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole church is out of order! They’re out of order!

There’s a holy ghost in the machine.

Does she get a refund?

…and just what does the Madonna doooooo?

Lady Madonna,children at your feet,wonder how you make ends meet ;)

It’s a miracle! Justice Kavanaugh walked into the church, knelt down for eucharist, and the Madonna cried tears of blood.

The timer gives you 3 minutes of prayer per token in the box. Credit card processing is coming, but expensive.

The Madonna’s Out of Order and the Baby’s Out to Lunch!

“The Madonna’s not out of order. YOU’RE out of order.”