Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 07, 2019

A muzzle would come in handy right now.

Hopefully he only mimics the dinosaurs and not the more…unpleasant parts of human history.

Stay away from the thagomizer.

who wasn’t into paleontology back then?

Just Mom and Dad because of all the grief they give you.

Right, he’s starting his Dr. Jekyll – Mr. Hyde act.

but it’s educational

Hopefully there’s a restaurant at the museum.

Calvin’s aiming for the full lifetime ban.

Remember to buy him the tail without the spikes.

Couldn’t Calvin just watch “The land before time” instead?

Mom and Dad are referring to a time outside the scope of the entire comics. We don’t know how Calvin was or what he did at that time, like, when he was five years old.

Takes me back to that time when Calvisuarus stopped production on Jurassic Park!

Doyouthinkhesaurus?

I’m sure they’ll be thrilled to see little Calvin coming back!

Down, boy down! Good dinos don’t bite! :D

I thought I saw a ball gag in storage somewhere.

It’s OK. Calvin’s had his shots.

Hubby once agreed to chaperone a trip to the Smith for our daughter’s sixth grade class. One girl would NOT listen, slipped under the ropes, and ran down the length of one gallery, touching every single portrait – tag, tag, tag . . until the guards tossed the entire group out the door.

He called the school, and then girl’s parents. The dad took her to school and made her apologize to her class, and then brought her over to our house, sat her down, and made her apologize to my husband.

This will not end well…

Keep fostering his imagination. It’s healthy (and fun).

Mental pictures of Hannibal Lecter’s transportation cart, straight jacket and mask come to mind…

I wish my local museum had dinosaur exhibits…

You know those kids at the mall that you see on a leash?

No biting?!

Bite em if you got em!

Where’s Hobbes? He’s always a moderating influenc… No, I guess not: He just makes snide comments.

How many times did he see Jurassic Park when it came out?

Roy Chapman Andrews if he had been an overactive child?

Who knew that Calvin would grow up to be detective Belker

Calvin is a Menace.http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/10/menace.html

Dad’s sarcasm is unfounded. A child would perfectly behave like this when around the dino museum. only children enjoy these precious places to the hilt.