Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 30, 2019

Dude, you’re going to claim the reward money for these guys. That should go some way to clearing Rip’s tab.

Funny, eh? I guess that explains the giggling I keep hearing.

The gun ought to be worth a thousand or two. Gangsters seldom carry cheap guns.

Bazinga!

Saving your life ought to be worth a bit of inventory.

Write it off, man. Consider the massage shrinkage of snacks by Rip to be his reward. His punishment for eating all that stuff should come soon enough. Do you carry Pepto?

Wouldn’t it make more sense to fill up the Harley’s gas tank and then follow them, Rip?

Rip just saved your life. That should be payment enough.

See, Joey Allison Sayers, this is how you combine adventure and comedy!

Rip Haywire to the rescue! (KA-RESCUE!)

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