Of course, in the REAL world, one has been subject to investigation after investigation and cleared every time. The other has just a major obstruction case laid out by a member of his own party, and the investigations are being blockaded by people who would ignore it if he shot someone on 5th Avenue (the only true thing he ever said).
So, in the world where Hillary (sorry, Hunny Bunny) was elected, everything is the same. Except, you know, we don’t have a government that’s actively working in the courts to strip protections from people with pre-existing conditions. Or sabotaging efforts to do anything about climate change. And the opposite world doesn’t have President who spends most of her day watching cable news and tweeting, and weekends golfing at her own resorts and pocketing the profits. And I doubt she’s an international laughingstock who rips up treaties on a whim, spits on our closest allies, and sucks up to brutal dictators. And we don’t have two more anti-choice zealots on the Supreme Court while southern states compete to see who can turn into Gilead the fastest. And of course, opposite-world president probably isn’t so thin-skinned she can’t even stand to see a ship named after someone she hates. But hey, people are saying mean stuff on cable news, so the worlds must be EXACTLY the same. Good one, Scott.
kaffekup over 5 years ago
republicans can never deal with the truth.
Elmer F. over 5 years ago
At least, CNN hasn’t changed!
Tue Elung-Jensen over 5 years ago
What is “real”?
Ignatz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Of course, in the REAL world, one has been subject to investigation after investigation and cleared every time. The other has just a major obstruction case laid out by a member of his own party, and the investigations are being blockaded by people who would ignore it if he shot someone on 5th Avenue (the only true thing he ever said).
RobinHood over 5 years ago
Carmen, what you really mean is back to your world, they are both real.
ksu71 over 5 years ago
How is that third TV a reverse Universe?
jtt over 5 years ago
Well, at least CNN is unchanged. ;-)
Christopher Shea over 5 years ago
So, in the world where Hillary (sorry, Hunny Bunny) was elected, everything is the same. Except, you know, we don’t have a government that’s actively working in the courts to strip protections from people with pre-existing conditions. Or sabotaging efforts to do anything about climate change. And the opposite world doesn’t have President who spends most of her day watching cable news and tweeting, and weekends golfing at her own resorts and pocketing the profits. And I doubt she’s an international laughingstock who rips up treaties on a whim, spits on our closest allies, and sucks up to brutal dictators. And we don’t have two more anti-choice zealots on the Supreme Court while southern states compete to see who can turn into Gilead the fastest. And of course, opposite-world president probably isn’t so thin-skinned she can’t even stand to see a ship named after someone she hates. But hey, people are saying mean stuff on cable news, so the worlds must be EXACTLY the same. Good one, Scott.
braindead Premium Member over 5 years ago
OBAMA IS COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS!
That’s still true in the parallel earth, right Scott?
Scoutmaster77 over 5 years ago
Wall-to-wall 24/7 cable news. Lots of opinion masquerading as news.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
He didn’t have to juxtapose the networks. Keep them the same. But then it might mess up his straw dog of a story.
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 5 years ago
Those three news networks seem to behaving the same way as they do here.