I think Jeff’s ilk have taken over the administration of the nearest city. They’re proposing clogging the small streets with bike lanes. That place will be hell to get through. I pity truck drivers trying to follow the state routes through that town.
Jef is on to something – with regards to improving the life of cyclists. Doing so means more cyclist, which then means less cars and thus more space for those that chose to drive in cars. And on top of that it is good for the air quality in the city, the health of those that cycle and more – so everybody wins except the car salesmen.
I know many cyclists who are good and decent people, but then there are those who ride 2 or 3 beside each other in the bicycle lane forcing cars to swerve into the oncoming lane risking head on collisions, and then who flip you off when you complain. Jef is one of those.
Jef needs to watch the documentary, Backpedal. The city of which it’s a subject, Charleston, S.C., essentially ran off the city planning manager (himself a cyclist) its lazy, unmotivated, car-dependent citizens were so hostile to bicycles.
I have to admit, I resent all the growth around here not just because of the bulldozed farms and forests, but because the formerly deserted roads are now becoming heavily trafficked, which makes biking less fun and more dangerous.
As a native son of the Magnolia State, I invite you to come to Mississippi and just try to keep up with this old (72) guy working in the 95 degree heat and 100% humidity. We’ll see who’s fat.
Does Pastis live in Alexandria, Virginia? Because our mayor is a serious bicyclist who wants bike lanes everywhere; he’s currently supporting a plan to reduce the lanes in a major arterial road – which goes past a HOSPITAL! – to accommodate bike lanes. Residents are furious, but with a compliant city council and transportation-and-environmental-services department, those lanes are coming.
This strip is getting wide circulation today around Alexandria’s neighborhood community associations.
Am I the only one with this problem, every time I touch the pearls icon peanuts immediately lights up. If I want to read peanuts,I’ll fucking well read peanuts!
Jef the Cyclist is a loser! No town could be stupid enough to elect him its mayor; or could it? What a horrible thought! Vigilante justice for cocky bicyclists!
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Mississippi?
DennisinSeattle over 5 years ago
Jef, you need us fatties to pay the taxes for your bike lanes.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
If I might make a suggestion, Jef, but how about deport fatties to the community gyms?
sirbadger over 5 years ago
Hawaii. I’m not insulting Hawaiians. It is just that if I get deported, I might as well name someplace I like.
luvdafuneez over 5 years ago
Shouldn’t you be RIDING for mayor, Jeff??
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
To get elected, Jef will need to really motivate his base!
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
Give Cyclist Jef a new black racing suit with white lightning stripes, then suggest to him to visit the Crocs.
cdgar over 5 years ago
I hate all bicyclists over 12 years old.
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
booooooooooooooooooo
kaffekup over 5 years ago
I downloaded a step app called Pacer. Turns out the mascot is Pacer Jeff. When it sends me a message, I always think of this Jef.
wiatr over 5 years ago
I think Jeff’s ilk have taken over the administration of the nearest city. They’re proposing clogging the small streets with bike lanes. That place will be hell to get through. I pity truck drivers trying to follow the state routes through that town.
Mr_Mattie over 5 years ago
Speaking as a fat unmotivated cyclist, I find this somewhat confusing.
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
Jeff, Venezuala is a excellent place for those needing weight loss!
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
I think Jef was referring to PIG! don’t ya think?
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Jef needs to be re-cycled.
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Rat get the Rat-Bat and Gibbs’s this Jef with one f…… repeatedly ! ………….. Croc Power !
wrd2255 over 5 years ago
Stefan must have really been wronged by some cyclist(s).
MS72 over 5 years ago
put a tariff on sugar
ekw555 over 5 years ago
definitely USA.
probably Philly?
Purple People Eater over 5 years ago
In this case, deport him to the nearest BBQ.
DocRussell over 5 years ago
Congress!
Rick Parkhurst Premium Member over 5 years ago
And another vote for the ignore commenter function.
YaiDee over 5 years ago
The White House?
YippiKiAyMofo over 5 years ago
Golden Corral
Tentoes over 5 years ago
Somehow, my tricycle avatar seems out-of-place :D
Gary Williams Premium Member over 5 years ago
How about Washington as a congressional representative
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
If he becomes mayor, he’ll finally be that big wheel he always dreamed about.
bngooby over 5 years ago
Washington, DC
Radish... over 5 years ago
Is he riding on a, Bike lanes for everyone! ticket?
sparkle 13 Premium Member over 5 years ago
The Ben & Jerry’s island.. !!!! lol
aKG1 over 5 years ago
Jef has been talking to the last few mayors of Seattle.
mattro65 over 5 years ago
Just have some patience. They’ll send themselves to an early grave.
Cerabooge over 5 years ago
Change all the streets to bike lanes and walkways, and they’ll self-deport.
dadlivonia over 5 years ago
Washington
Enoi over 5 years ago
Jef needs only look around him right here in Michigan.
TheodorFælgen over 5 years ago
Jef is on to something – with regards to improving the life of cyclists. Doing so means more cyclist, which then means less cars and thus more space for those that chose to drive in cars. And on top of that it is good for the air quality in the city, the health of those that cycle and more – so everybody wins except the car salesmen.
ArchAngel4 over 5 years ago
Congress…duh
joecoolfiftyfive over 5 years ago
LA?
Patlet over 5 years ago
Methinks Jef voted for trump.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
I know many cyclists who are good and decent people, but then there are those who ride 2 or 3 beside each other in the bicycle lane forcing cars to swerve into the oncoming lane risking head on collisions, and then who flip you off when you complain. Jef is one of those.
Ren Rodee over 5 years ago
No, the Senate. That way they can count on a pension and guaranteed health benefits.
Nick Danger over 5 years ago
If you change “cyclists” to “druggies” and “deportation” to “typhus” or “bubonic plague”, you’ll have Los Angeles or San Francisco.
Ogmeister over 5 years ago
Congress.
Saturday's Child over 5 years ago
To the White House?
HippyDippyWeatherman over 5 years ago
I’m thinking Amsterdam. It’s like hell for non-cyclists.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Jef needs to watch the documentary, Backpedal. The city of which it’s a subject, Charleston, S.C., essentially ran off the city planning manager (himself a cyclist) its lazy, unmotivated, car-dependent citizens were so hostile to bicycles.
cosman over 5 years ago
N. Korea..?
Seed_drill over 5 years ago
I have to admit, I resent all the growth around here not just because of the bulldozed farms and forests, but because the formerly deserted roads are now becoming heavily trafficked, which makes biking less fun and more dangerous.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago
I like Jef plan. If he will prohibited the use of cars in city centers, making it possible to access only by bicycle, I would support him.
ckeller over 5 years ago
The White House?
Kali over 5 years ago
Apparently to the Reich House….
juneybug over 5 years ago
I bet Jef’s middle name is Gregg.
Brad Judy over 5 years ago
As a native son of the Magnolia State, I invite you to come to Mississippi and just try to keep up with this old (72) guy working in the 95 degree heat and 100% humidity. We’ll see who’s fat.
bpscg over 5 years ago
Does Pastis live in Alexandria, Virginia? Because our mayor is a serious bicyclist who wants bike lanes everywhere; he’s currently supporting a plan to reduce the lanes in a major arterial road – which goes past a HOSPITAL! – to accommodate bike lanes. Residents are furious, but with a compliant city council and transportation-and-environmental-services department, those lanes are coming.
This strip is getting wide circulation today around Alexandria’s neighborhood community associations.
StevePappas over 5 years ago
Am I the only one with this problem, every time I touch the pearls icon peanuts immediately lights up. If I want to read peanuts,I’ll fucking well read peanuts!
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Lower Slobovia of course! (thanx Al Capp)
eric.franz.petras over 5 years ago
The White House.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Jef the Cyclist is a loser! No town could be stupid enough to elect him its mayor; or could it? What a horrible thought! Vigilante justice for cocky bicyclists!
Lupin III over 5 years ago
I’m Don the real-estate mogul, and I’m running for president…
Michael Harris over 5 years ago
Buffalo