Pickles by Brian Crane for June 14, 2019

I’m interested in what they think and how they came to their beliefs.

Sometimes I listen to the other side because I want to know what the enemy is thinking.

Selective hearing is one way to control free speech ….. Helps to put new batteries in from time to time :-)

Earl only heard what he wanted to hear….his friend said yes ….

“on opium poppy, in my opinion, you’ll unpin my pink nylon kimono.” — right-hand-only practice sentence for typing class

I’m liking the art.

must be nice to live in a place where you can still wear sweaters in mid-June!

My men’s group steers clear of opinions. The trouble is, the older guys keep telling the same stories over and over and over and over…. Hard to get new material late in life, I guess.

Your right to an opinion does not obligate the rest of us to agree with it.

What did you say? I wasn’t paying attention!

When I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.

opinions are like buttholes everybody has one and they all stink

Opinions are like an anus. Everyone has one, but it’s not considered polite to discuss them in public.

Deaf is as deaf does.

a friend seems to be losing her memory…the truth behind what she says every day, when retelling the same old story, she changes every day too