Pickles by Brian Crane for June 30, 2019

Love the look Roscoe has in panels 5&6…

Earl you sound like you want to drink out of the toilet!

Even if you made it classy by putting a slice of lemon in it?

Ain’t but three things in this world that’s worth a solitary dime,But old dogs and children and watermelon wine."

Ummmmmm …….. Toilet water …. Fresh with every flush ! Earl could you bend low to get at the toilet water ?

Awwww, at least Earl still has his senses….

So that’s why I’m here. I knew it was something I did.

I remember old fragrance bottles of my grandmothers that were labeled “toilet water.”

I’d be afraid of the lid falling on my head.

This one gives a whole new meaning to the term “toilet humor”.

Old one just heard again….Mom is shopping, Dads watching the game while babysitting the young daughter. Daughter is occupied with her “tea set”. Little girl keeps bringing little cups of tea to Dad who drinks it up and praises the daughter and continues watching the game. Wife comes home and analyses the scene -informs Dad that the only water the little girl can reach is in the toilet bowl.

use a straw Earl – nobody will care if you use a straw -—- oh except California -- so if you live there - just carry on as you were.

I was ok until the last panel, cracked me up!

LOL! So True about the drinking part.

Not to mention if you were licking your nether regions in public, Earl.

Eeww! Drinking out of the toilet, just think of all that dog drool!

Ewwwww……… I think I just threw up in the back of my mouth.

That’s okay, it don’t taste too good anyway.

Well duh. You gotta use a ladle.

Earl and I, both being men “of an age,” have much in common. I don’t know about scratching or lower expectational standards. I’ll just point out that, as a rule, the elderly are the ones who still “dress” to go out. I think the day that I leave the house in what appears to be what I slept in the night before will be the day I would, and probably should, be put in that home.

The old saw about Old Dogs and New Tricks also applies to Old Men.

During a water outage, the water in the Tank, not the bowl, is drinkable.

Man wondering why the dog drinks from the toilet.

Dog wondering why the man pees in the drinking fountain.