I like people who text and drive. They leave huge gaps in traffic that I can easily pull into. And, as I drive a pickup with a very, very loud horn, its fun to watch them jump when I blare at them to get them moving. Still and all, life would be better if you had to lock the things in your glovebox while driving.
GROG Premium Member about 5 years ago
Too bad you haven’t got the hang of that driving thing.
bkybl Premium Member about 5 years ago
First time I’ve ever seen Fang look scared.
flower among weeds about 5 years ago
This strip rings too true.
gammaguy about 5 years ago
You ain’t gonna hang. You gonna drop.
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
He should be looking at the ocean instead of his phone. There is the extremely rare flying manta ray going past him.
YippiKiAyMofo about 5 years ago
I like people who text and drive. They leave huge gaps in traffic that I can easily pull into. And, as I drive a pickup with a very, very loud horn, its fun to watch them jump when I blare at them to get them moving. Still and all, life would be better if you had to lock the things in your glovebox while driving.
Skeptical Meg about 5 years ago
Previously on The Duplex: “I’ll learn to text if it’s the last thing I do!”
Nighthawks Premium Member about 5 years ago
alas. he is going to have a let-down
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Your texting is improving. Your driving? Not so much.
ChessPirate about 5 years ago
And, be sure to upload a video of the trip down…
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Hang on that that thought. You’re gonna wish you had a Red Bull in a moment.
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Time to try 911.
StephenRice about 5 years ago
Two thumbs way down, soon.
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
Hang-gliding in a car; should be an exciting new sport…
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Yup. That is pretty much the end result.