Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 19, 2011

“You make one move and It may be your last Job, you low life piece of pond scum”.

“Aw, c’mon, man - I want my stuff!”

Never mess with an old lady with a winchester.

I suggest a change of careers. This one’s dead end.

I love this one, Thom

Never mess with a senior citizen.

Here in San Antonio, an elderly couple heard someone break into their house and while the husband called the police, the wife blew the thief away. This happened last week, so I guess Bdaysuit is right..”don’t mess with the senior citizens.”

Don’t mess with old ladies and guns, just ask the criminals they’ve helped bring down! I hear some of them even do it with their handbags!!!

Whadda ya mean, ya need the job. Once the coppers get there you’ll be on your way to three free meals and a bed! Go figure!!

Such a pretty picture for such a……………………………………

Good morning, Fellow Birdbrains!

Impressive hunchback on her too.

Face on the perp’s left elbow.

If you shoot them at the door, drag them inside the house. Vince Vaughn finds that out in his new movie.

Lost in all the B S about deadly seniors is the recent local story of a elder who shot her grandson and My Dad who thought it was a good idea to shoot himself. Sorry, but there are two truthful sides to this coin.

The old lady had heard on the news there was a cat burglar in the neighborhood, and nobody was going to take one of hers.

Not much to say … so morning everyone.

You NEED another hole in your head.

Love that ole lady’s drawing…….hump and the low boobs!

Thom, you sure do pay attention to details!

At least her hair is smiling.

Freeholder, I am sorry about your Dad. When someone feels that way it is a terrible and sad thing and not something that is not easy to explain to loved ones, often for many reasons.

Halt! BANG! …or I’ll fire!

Thanks,oops. Long time ago. took a long time to learn to talk about it. Explains my biases sometimes.

Nobody else noticed the sort-of poodle in the burglar’s cap? (It helps if you cross your eyes, after standing on your head with the monitor on its side…)

DFrog, that was bad…wish I had said it first.

odeliasimone said, about 3 exploratory surgeries ago

You NEED another hole in your head.

How about a hole in his kidney? Or is that his liver?

Consider this a firing.

And no workman’s comp either!