The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 13, 2019

Nope. It’s called a ‘damned if you do and damned if you don’t’ approach…

10 whole dollars? Wow, thanks Chief! Now I can get that SupeSize I’ve always wanted!!!

Neither is that big of a deal.

Being fired is a benefit when you’re the boss Veeblefester!

Maybe get a plaque that they can hang in the breakroom!

That carrot feels awfully like a stick.

When has the boss ever landed an account?

Can you buy a carrot with $10?

With a bonus like that, why should Brutus carrot all?

more like after dinner mint & guillotine approach

Ten whole dollars? Gosh, that’s almost fast food on the way home. How generous.

Time to work on that resume.

I once worked for a company that said we were all gonna get a “Christmas Bonus” one year. Oh we got one,it was one of those chocolate oranges. Just one of my drilling rig/heavy equipment/etc. hydraulic hose orders I built and packed made the company around $30,000.00 and we all got a chocolate orange ?!?!?! What a deal,it made the whole year of busting our butts worth it. I mean,Really? Oh Well,Karma caught up with the Owner,the Labor Board charged him with non-payment of overtime and weekend salaries the next year and He had to pay all his employees the back pay. There is some justice in this world.

More than likely a “baby carrot”. Even a rabbit would find that as an insufficient treat.

Ten whole dollars huh? Sure hope Thornapple can get ’er done with that motivation.