B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 10, 2019

Home, sweet home.

Time for the eggs.

I always wanted my own mobile home!

Ahh, THAT, is an EASY fix. Tortoise, just find a pond.

And SUBMERGE…….,

Are you sure it’s a dude, John?!

It’s about time. We determined long ago that she’s a she. She was going to run away with a pelican once.

As Jimmy Stewart said in ’It’s a Wonderful Life’, “Honey, are you on the nest?” ….

It even has free natural floor heating …

Does the bird have a building permit?

Hey, if he’s going to take up residence on you, start charging rent!

To late. Once they nest you can never get rid of them.

Rent free and all comfy on the shell of Mr Turtle. A mobile home, if you will…..

Very un-cool looking.

S-o-o-o-o apteryx has collected fall out from Buttercup’s do?

Time to up the rate to reflect first class comfort.

The birth of the camper.

Oh the ignobleness of it all!

Now he’s wearing a rug.