Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 13, 2019

Nice set of xfezoqs.

“That’s all we need: A robot who’s into equal rights.”

How kind of IT !

To Serve Persons

Are we to infer from this that gender-neutral language is an alien concept?

So, they are not here only To Serve Man?

Is “To Serve Humans” a cookbook too?

So, their eyes are dark grey unless they’re turning back to see behind them eh? Strange weird aliens!

What would benefit all of mankind? A cure for any disease or the last word in bombs?

Woke aliens? Lol

You still said “man”. Hu-MAN! The word is sexist!

Womyn! Am I right?

Sadly we have deteriorated to this pathetic level.

Hunger, slavery, Political oppression… Yeah, we’ll worry about that stuff some other time. LET’S CHANGE HOW WE SPELL WORDS!

They are actually here to cater to a large marine mammal. Huge Manatee.

Some extraterrestrial life forms arrived,

Got onto the airwaves, and then

Announced to the listening people of Earth,

“Do NOT call us ‘little green men.’”

The speakers in question were smaller than us,

But “little” seems rather degrading.

Their skin was much greener, but they didn’t like

Identification by shading.

Their humanoid shapes meant that some could be “men,”

But others were women or kids.

It soon became clear that the terms they don’t like,

Our PC decorum forbids.

The Canadian Prime Minister wants us to use “peoplekind”. Most of us find him laughable.

Been watching old Star Trek episodes?