“20 to 1? Oh, okay. Well, I’m not really Shea. I just borrowed his clothes and I really shouldn’t be here at all. So I’ll be leaving now. ’Bye! Thoughtsandprayers! Thoughtsandprayers!”
What a bunch of defeatists! Maybe if you didn’t waste bullets exchanging gunfire with Arabs who aren’t charging the fort at the moment you’d have some fight for the main event.
favm over 5 years ago
Obviously Captain, you don’t know Tarzan.
finkd over 5 years ago
You may all die, Captain, but not Tarzan ; it’s his comic strip.
BigDaveGlass over 5 years ago
I hear the sound of a plan hatching….
Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yeah, what a brilliant strategy, tip the ladder full of invaders over! Genius!
J Short over 5 years ago
Tarzan: Okay,I have an idea. We’re going to dig a pit, and have beaters drive the Arabs into it
Polsixe over 5 years ago
Only 20 to 1 Mon Capitaine? C’mon show some confidence in front of the troops.
theincrediblebulk over 5 years ago
Never say die! And don’t call me Shirley!
oakie817 over 5 years ago
call him Captain Motivation
Gent over 5 years ago
“If only I had my monkey army here”, thinks Tarzan.
Trespassers W over 5 years ago
“20 to 1? Oh, okay. Well, I’m not really Shea. I just borrowed his clothes and I really shouldn’t be here at all. So I’ll be leaving now. ’Bye! Thoughtsandprayers! Thoughtsandprayers!”
Old Comic Strip Lover over 5 years ago
What a bunch of defeatists! Maybe if you didn’t waste bullets exchanging gunfire with Arabs who aren’t charging the fort at the moment you’d have some fight for the main event.
Ray*C over 5 years ago
Time to call in the Apache choppers. Where is your phone?
profkatz over 5 years ago
Feed those arabs some finely prepared French barbecued pork, that should settle them down!
ElGato over 5 years ago
Give out y old Tarzan yell and bring in the Gorillas.
anomaly over 5 years ago
Arabs? Yesterday they were Tuaregs. Will they be Inuits tomorrow?
poopsypoo Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s time to call the elephants as well!!!!