Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 22, 2011

OMG…..it’s cookie time already???? I just started LOOSING weight, and now those little darlin’s will be upset if I don’t order any……

He has other things to worry about than buying your expensive cookies.

What did he say?

Sales is all about added value. Now if they had offered milk to go with the cookies….

He’s tired of savannahs. If you give him a tagalong, he’ll give you a thanks-a-lot and a shout out to your scoutmasters.

Looks a little tough to get to the wallet and pull out the money.

I’ll take four boxes. Can you help me reach my wallet? It’s in my back pocket.

Maybe he ticked off the Boy Scouts and that’s how he got there, Doc.

Good Morning, Fellow Birdbrains

Looks like the caveman from a few weeks ago … so I’m guessing “ugh!” and “grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl!”

Mornin’ Tribes Folks - and Thom the leader of the pack.

Well at least he doesn’t go through life with his head buried in the sand.

I’ll take some Samoas and some of those absolutely delicious Shortbread cookies please!

I guess they do cover almost everywhere.

It’s just that the last Scout to come by and visit was Tonto’s horse and he was selling road apples.

don’t have time right now; I’m up to my neck in this gig

Not today girls. I’m afraid it will attract the ants.

He looks like he needs a box of cool mints. I’m sure he already has the Shout-outs and Thanks-A-Lots!

I see a face! It’s buried in the sand with heat waves risin ’ from it.

By the way, I’m with Wednesday Addams–I’ll only buy Girls Scout cookies if they use real Girl Scouts when they make them.

@bmonk: How about Brownies?

@JFri: He baking, the milk would curdle.