Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 07, 2019

Because..IT’S ALIVE MONWELL

At bottom, we can be a great fan of that sediment.

Not only did Pat* fail the Princess Leia screen test, she set transgender rights back 40+ years.

* h/t 3HT

And the words spoken at the founding of the Dogpatch Ladies’ Auxiliary became its motto.

♥♥♥ I WISH I COULD GIVE THIS MORE THAN ONE “LIKE” !!! ♥♥♥

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Grabbed the eager sea monkey from a ghost of a wishing well…and I shook it at her!!

It’s not the punishment that hurts, really… it’s the look of disappointment in her eyes!

Formidable helmet.

There are medical procedures available to help with that condition … ie. the FA Pharmaceutical First One Free and Roadmap Society heartily recommends a primate enema regime followed by anything alcoholic ….

I thought it was a sea monkey spirit inside me, but it was some brine shrimp wiggling in my stomach. Is there any way to get them out? I suppose the usual downhill route is the best?

I just knew it!

I am large, I contain multitudes.

You’re always consistently saying, huh, what, say that again, but you’re forgiven. Each ear piece blocking your hearing in front of both left and right ears are indeed quite stylish..

I want a sweet potato.

That ain’t no sea monkey spirit, my dear. poking out from within the me-ness of me. This I know. So, wipe that vapid expression off your face, update your wardrobe and hairstyle, and try smiling….

Somewhere, under the sea,

Somewhere, waiting for me

My soul mate swims in the brine

Waiting for me to make her mine…

Sea monkeys! What a profitable scam that was/is.

Some people think they know everything. When it comes to sea monkeys, they often are.

I always suspected that Grace the Face came from a long line of strong, independent women.

Episode 178