Close to Home by John McPherson for January 31, 2011

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Broom Hilda’s favorite drink.

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    cdward  over 13 years ago

    I’m not only a driver for “Zap;” I drink it, too.

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    steelersneo  over 13 years ago

    Now THAT will sell some energy drink!!! Red Bull gives you wings but ZAP gives you muscle!

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    alan.gurka  over 13 years ago

    Wow! That stuff really works! Wonder how much caffeine it contains.

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    Gimmee summadat!

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    kershawfamily  over 13 years ago

    Maybe it’ll give you the power to recoup royalties, Doc.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 13 years ago

    I wonder what the hidden costs are… When it wears off, do you crash? And, if so, how hard? Like steroids, does it trash your body and ruin the organs God put in there? (I hear that Schwartzenegger has to do dialysis because of his steroid use…). Does it cause problems later in life as a trade off for superhuman strength now?

    I used to drink 1.5 pots of coffee a day but now have to do only decaf because of hypertension, diabetes, cancer and other maladies since I turned 50…

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    syke34  over 13 years ago

    It’s better than Red Bull, Rock Star or Monster.

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    k_sera  over 13 years ago

    Hm , that must be the brand of energy drink that NBA player is blaming for his PED-positive drug test…

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    Fogger_man  over 13 years ago

    It’s a staged truck with a hidden jack. Actually, it’s just a 3-D billboard. Great marketing team!

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    bobpeters61  over 13 years ago

    What they’re not telling you is that those guys names are Steve Austin and Clark Kent.

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