Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 09, 2019

“The world is so full of a number of things, I’m sure we should all be as happy as kings.”

Diapor Rash ointment, not only a relieving burning treatment for babies bottoms.

The Square π chart.

You know the state of our health care is getting bad when the bean counters will only authorize a semicolonoscopy.

Sɴᴏᴏᴅ Pᴀʀsʟᴇʏ would be a good name for the paterfamilias of a clan of backwoods trash who come to town twice a year to cause problems for the sheriff and his bumbling self-important deputy – hilarity ensues.

I spy with my little eye… sumping that is yellow.

I’ve bean better.

Things that end in fecal flumes for 5,000, Alex.

A little late for that egg to be peeping, isn’t it? Or maybe it’s left over from Easter.

And who put the gelatin in the pitcher of spinal fluid, I’d like to know?

The yarn’ll keep you calm. You seem nonplussed, anyway. But, yeah.. the yarn.

The Froglandia entrance exam has gotten easier.

Teresa is the Cween of the Lame Collage …! AND you folks are the presence beneath the Tree of Interpretation … kyphosis kudos to all …!

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My mental ground state.

Not sure what’s cooking here, but the recipe seems distasteful. But, then, that’s pretty much how Dada-food goes. Granted, it does include plenty of fiber. How many eggs? Should it be baked, or treated as a kind of spinal fluid gazpacho?

Which form of mental illness is this?

Burp! Two days of heavy fiber intake is clogging my plumbing!

I hope to break out of Froglandia jail tomorrow.

Is that spinal fluid hip drip?

Spam Cupcakes should be illegal somewhere, preferably where I’m from.