Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for June 20, 2019

Going places where no man should have been… ever.

I take it they didn’t warm it first either ….

A harrowing adventure, made even worse by the fact that she does not have her trusty sidekick Doug with her

For his part, Doug doesn’t mind missing this

Didn’t see that coming. (Great 1st panel).

Our vet uses the ear type, Sophie! Just sayin’ is all…..

But Sophie didn’t set the Low Visibility Watch and sound her horns to let other ships know she is there.

Poor Sophie:(````

Thank goodness for fever scan strips for humans!

So this nurse is about to update a patient’s chart.

She reaches into her pocket and comes out with a rectal thermometer.

“Great,” she says, “Some as**ole has my pen!”

My cat didn’t object to the shots, that’s just like clawing, normal. But taking his temp was just rude.

NOOOOO! Not the dreaded ALIEN PROBE!!!!!

Sorta like the old prostate exam.

Why can’t vets use the ear thermometer like they use on humans? I mean, really.

Prepare to be boarded.

Oh, the indignity, oh the humanity of it all.