Kliban by B. Kliban for July 24, 2019

It would be unsanitary to use your own finger…

Don’t tell him I used it earlier to pick my nose.

Handy little device. Where can I get one that points out?

Selfie stick: the birth of a concept.

…still better than a sharp stick…

That staple of vaudeville, marking the beginning of the end.

A new meaning to getting poked….Oy

This is an accurate portrayal of trump as a hand, and the regressives poking America in the eye.

Ouch! Why do I keep doing this? Ouch! Why do I keep doing this? Ouch! Why do I keep doing this?…………

Be careful where you point that thing, its got a nail in it.

The human condition.

For just a few dollars more, you can purchase the two-finger version (aka the “Moe Howard” model).

I’ve seen this before: incorrect indexing.

Well, at least he’s doing it quite aristocratically.

It feels so good…when I stop.