I exercise regularly, including cycling. But if you answer Yes to ‘Do you wake up early to exercise?’, I would ask if you see a psychiatrist about that.
Getting up early is the key to exercise. Have a coffee, then do your thing (whatever it is). And guess what? You have the whole day left without having to tell yourself that you still need to hit the gym (or do whatever). As a figure skater, I used to skate at 5:30am when I had to be at work by 8. Now retired, I skate at 7am. It feels like noon. LOL.
Cycling causes ED. Cyclists are, therefore, naught to be admired. In fact, they are rather amusing – their bravado covering their inability to…you know…do actual manly stuff.
read a survey a few weeks back about the environment and ideas to make it better. After reading a few questions that made me think “what the heck does that have to do with clean air” I decided the entire thing was a waste of time.
There’s that word in the comics again. If Stephen can say that, then I can say this joke: One day a nurse tried to give a man an enema, and he refused. She tried again, and again he refused. She said, “That does it. He will not be de-turd.”
The percentage of “cyclists” I see observing the traffic laws can be counted on one finger, and if you subtract me, they can be counted on, well, wouldn’t even need one finger!
Kind of reminds me of a survey sent around by an environmental group. Questions like, “Are you in favor of the continued rape of the environment by (whatever)?” Even as I agree with much of their agenda, such stupid questions turned me completely off to that particular group.
I live out in the country, where is rains buckets and snow fall up to your eyes. Out here deer in the headlights is real. Always dream of seeing a 620 Deere with a couple of those guys hung up in a 40’ header.
Hmmm, I have to remember to send a copy of that survey to all they cyclists currently recovering from heat stroke developed while I road around in my air conditioned gasoline powered car…..
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Us non-cyclist like having our…
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
Tomorrow is the neighborhood block barbecue, when the Crocs will cook up a lot of meat after dousing the charcoal with a full bottle of lighter fluid.
Baarorso over 5 years ago
Don’t you just LOVE fitness fanatics who take great pleasure in putting the rest of us down? :/
Bilan over 5 years ago
I exercise regularly, including cycling. But if you answer Yes to ‘Do you wake up early to exercise?’, I would ask if you see a psychiatrist about that.
cdgar over 5 years ago
Cyclists are losers in my book. They only rate a midget lane on the very edge of the road.
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Nothing like the “Loaded” survey questions ! ……. Croc Power !
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
Must be a WaPo-Newsweek Survey!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
When I’m cycling I dislike drivers and pedestrians. When I’m driving I dislike cyclists and pedestrians. When I’m walking, I dislike everyone.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Everyone walks to the beat of their own drum…before trying to understand PIG, try to understand yourself!
Anters55 over 5 years ago
Love Jef the Cyclist character and his arrogant smugness.
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Ja, Pig ist just a little girly pig!
dlkrueger33 over 5 years ago
Getting up early is the key to exercise. Have a coffee, then do your thing (whatever it is). And guess what? You have the whole day left without having to tell yourself that you still need to hit the gym (or do whatever). As a figure skater, I used to skate at 5:30am when I had to be at work by 8. Now retired, I skate at 7am. It feels like noon. LOL.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Didn’t know Jef had a life partner
YippiKiAyMofo over 5 years ago
Cycling causes ED. Cyclists are, therefore, naught to be admired. In fact, they are rather amusing – their bravado covering their inability to…you know…do actual manly stuff.
https://www.healthline.com/health/erectile-dysfunction/can-cycling-cause-ed
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/biking-and-sex-avoid-the-vicious-cycle-201209145290
nosirrom over 5 years ago
It’s worse when it’s your doctor.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago
If I answered the first question NO, did I pass?
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
You GO, Jef! Cyclists of the world, UNITE!
car2ner over 5 years ago
read a survey a few weeks back about the environment and ideas to make it better. After reading a few questions that made me think “what the heck does that have to do with clean air” I decided the entire thing was a waste of time.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
Most of the avid bicyclists I know aren’t quite that bad, although a few are close.
Radish... over 5 years ago
The bike guys arrived before the censor guy.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Pig. Jef is right and you know it. GO JEF!
Ermine Notyours over 5 years ago
There’s that word in the comics again. If Stephen can say that, then I can say this joke: One day a nurse tried to give a man an enema, and he refused. She tried again, and again he refused. She said, “That does it. He will not be de-turd.”
Gent over 5 years ago
Apparently, supreme smugness is a side effect of cycling.
smgray over 5 years ago
Even Hell’s Angels are scared of these guys.
cunningpal over 5 years ago
Please don’t use the t-word in your comic strip. It offends Pig and is too close to Presidential language.
garysmigs over 5 years ago
The percentage of “cyclists” I see observing the traffic laws can be counted on one finger, and if you subtract me, they can be counted on, well, wouldn’t even need one finger!
BiathlonNut over 5 years ago
Kind of reminds me of a survey sent around by an environmental group. Questions like, “Are you in favor of the continued rape of the environment by (whatever)?” Even as I agree with much of their agenda, such stupid questions turned me completely off to that particular group.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Shouldn’t the 2nd to last panel be yes/no? "Do you like being…. "
willie_mctell over 5 years ago
There are people who just like to ride bicycles. They’re not nearly as funny.
Cerabooge over 5 years ago
It doesn’t take a cyclist to come up with that survey, just an observer of human (er, pig) behavior.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 5 years ago
I live out in the country, where is rains buckets and snow fall up to your eyes. Out here deer in the headlights is real. Always dream of seeing a 620 Deere with a couple of those guys hung up in a 40’ header.
jvn over 5 years ago
On behalf of fat, lazy turds: I’m offended.
SusieB over 5 years ago
Are cyclists really as obnoxious as Pastis portrays them?
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Mutual non-comprehension is okay. Mutual destruction, not so much.
everett_r0 over 5 years ago
Hmmm, I have to remember to send a copy of that survey to all they cyclists currently recovering from heat stroke developed while I road around in my air conditioned gasoline powered car…..
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Hasn’t anyone run over Jef the Cyclist yet?!
Survey says: Yes, no, no, no, no, no.
Stick it in your spandex tights, Jef!
ars731 over 5 years ago
“And this is why the cyclists will be first against the wall when the revolution came”