Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 24, 2019

Some realizations are like a swift kick in the….

Even the bears aren’t interested in being in their alley.

Do they have openings for Monday Morning Quarterbacks?

Here’s their mistake: “100% accuracy guaranteed”.

Should have been, “20/20 vision, guaranteed”.

You would of done better with Foresight.

I keep thinking, “Nothing runs like a Deere”.

Cable news “experts”.

People think it’s an optometrist for red deer.Be very careful during hunting season.

The interesting part is that many don’t even do well in hindsight. They just keep repeating the same mistakes and hope things will go better.

25 days ago an efficiency expert would have suggested using “Today” under “Grand Opening.”

100% accuracy? If they were in Cable News they’d be lying.

In hindsight they shouldn’t have put the dumpster in the alley. Never get it out now.

Have they learned to sift out the biz buzz speak and filter out the causality from the cause?

Looking at all those rear ends has got to be depressing.

I am a procrastinating psychic. Would anyone like to hear my predictions for 2018?

I can actually see a market for this. Some people’s hindsight seems totally non-functional. Perhaps someone could make a living pointing out “Where you could have made better decisions” and applying that trendline to future decisions. The idea doesn’t sux. History is full of people whose hindsight seems totally blind. Like uh… our society in general.

Paying a year’s rent up front seemed like a good idea at the time.

Looks like a scheme that Danae might have come up with.

Most people have selective memory that only recalls when they were right (and changes when they were wrong).

Isn’t that the sad and sorry truth.

People always talk about “planning ahead”. I’ve found that planning behind yields much better results.

a.k.a. forensic failure analysis if they are competent.

Another bankrupt write-off for Trump Enterprises.

Merlin might have made good use of that!

They opened for Business on July Fools Day.

Hindsight is not a good strategy.