Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 28, 2019

“Another Fine Mess II”

The old bait and switch!

OK Arlo this is your cue to put on a tool belt and repair the fascia shirtless.

Janis, that’s your chosen mate sitting next to you!! (I got some hang-ups exposed that I didn’t know I had.)

That’s quite a segue!

He walked right into it… feigned indifference is the key to happiness.

So, she downloaded “several” romance novels, eh? Thanks to the All-Seeing Eye of the Great God Google, she will soon start seeing ads and emails for all kinds of things about which she will most likely never tell Arlo.

So the romance novel included a sexy roofer???

Well played, Janis!

Reminds me of the old joke about the “Lady of the Evening” who says “I’ll do anything for $200” and the man says “paint my house”.

Arlo: “OK, wait….what?”

“Sorry… I wasn’t listening.”

Time to play lonely housewife and the itinerate handyman, again?

No sugar tonight for Arlo.

Me thinks Janis downloaded “This Old House”! ;o]

Even if it’s hard to talk about, you should let your loved one know about it as best you can. Without that good communication, the relationship can easily fall apart.

Oh, those U-turns hurt!

Oh, that’s an old one I’ve played so many times….. Face 2 Fascia.

Why punish a cat for being a cat?

One thing naturally leads to another. She just skipped the intervening 58 steps.